Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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