I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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