i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just want nice things and good sex
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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