ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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