seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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