Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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