it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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