what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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