I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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