we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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