I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Acid is not a monday night drug
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
me + whiskey = a bad person
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
