but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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