Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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