I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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