Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
