So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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