I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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