New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
