Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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