I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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