People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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