dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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