Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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