haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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