Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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