I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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