They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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