Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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