If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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