if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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