That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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