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(805): View more from California

WHY are the edges of my bra charred???

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers

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(760): View more from California

Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.

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(713): View more from Texas

No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"

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(913): View more from Kansas

If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual

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(907): View more from Alaska

You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???

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