i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
