I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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