I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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