I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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