Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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