so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Randomize
