Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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