you guys were way drunker than both of me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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