he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Randomize
