When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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