My nipple is on Facebook.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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