I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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