i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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