I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
