I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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