these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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