dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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