it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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